Here’s the final scoring breakdown for the ride. It’s the same format as the Rub-A-Dub, for those that did that ride. You get points for each thing. Unless noted, multipliers apply only to the item above (e.g. a personally decorated cake doubles the cake score, not your entire score). Everything in the misc. section applies to the TOTAL score and are applied in order.
And this is probably obvious, but the point is to enrich the PARTY. So bringing a 40 for yourself doesn’t get you points (it just gets you drunk).
Good luck!
| Item | Points | Your Score |
|---|---|---|
| Food – Sweet | ||
| Cake | 300/cake | |
| personally decorated | x2 | |
| w/ a personal message to Casey | x2 | |
| that makes her laugh | x2 | |
| Cupcakes | 100/pan | |
| Pie | 200/pie | |
| Ice cream | 150/container | |
| Cake + ice cream | +400 | |
| Sorbet | 100/container | |
| Coconut sorbet | +500 | |
| Tofuti Cuties | 50/box | |
| Mint Tofuti Cuties | +25 | |
| Peanut butter tofuti cuties | +25 | |
| Mochi ice cream | 150/box | |
| Keeping frozen deserts cold during ride | x5 | |
| Trader Joe’s rice pudding | 400/tub | |
| Something w/ Chocolate | +100 | |
| Other sweets | Judge’s discretion | |
| TOTAL | – | |
| Food – Savory | ||
| Chips | 100/bag | |
| Pringles | +200/can | |
| Pretzels | 100/bag | |
| Tortilla chips | 200/bag | |
| Salsa | 100 | |
| Guacamole | 150 | |
| above 3 | x5 | |
| Other snacks/dip | Judge’s discretion | |
| Pizza | 500/pie | |
| Hamburgers/veggie patties | 500/pack | |
| w/ buns (as in bread) | x2 | |
| w/ buns (as in a nice butt) | x5 | |
| w / fixins | +300 | |
| Hotdogs/veggie dogs | 500/pack | |
| w/ buns (I’m not repeating that joke again) | x2 | |
| w/ chili | x2 | |
| chicago dogs | x5 | |
| Sandwiches | 500/judge’s discretion | |
| Ken’s sandwiches from Smallman St. Deli in Sq. Hill (ask for Angelo; race day only) | +3000 | |
| Pasta salad | 100/judge’s discretion | |
| Fresh fruit | 300/judge’s discretion | |
| anything with apricots | +200 | |
| Fresh veggies | 300/judge’s discretion | |
| ants on a log | +800 | |
| Other foods | Judge’s discretion | |
| TOTAL | – | |
| Dishes | ||
| Bring your own dishes | 800 | |
| Bring some extra dishes for others | x3 | |
| TOTAL | – | |
| Drinks | ||
| Pop | 75/2-litre | |
| Iced tea | 300/judge’s discretion | |
| Home made | x2 | |
| Lemonade | 300/judge’s discretion | |
| Fresh squeezed | x2 | |
| Beer | 300/6 pack (or growler) | |
| good beer | +300-800 | |
| a hefewiessen | +200 | |
| Penn Brewery Hefewissen | x3 | |
| Wine (Red) | 200/bottle | |
| Wine (White) | 400/bottle | |
| good wine | x2 | |
| Whiskey | 500/bottle | |
| Tequila | 500/bottle | |
| good blanco | x2 | |
| and ginger ale | x2 | |
| Something with fruit in it | +200 | |
| Something cold & Blended | 200 | |
| With tiny umbrellas | x2 | |
| And those plastic monkeys that hang from the rim | x2 | |
| Absinthe | 800/bottle | |
| Mint juleps | 1000/glass | |
| Mojitos | 1000/glass | |
| either of above w/ fresh mint | x2 | |
| Being under 21 and bringing something else instead of booze | 500 | |
| Other | Judge’s discretion | |
| TOTAL | – | |
| Gifts | ||
| Card | 50 | |
| homemade | +100 | |
| using construction paper | +200 | |
| and twine | +300 | |
| and part of a plant or flower | +400 | |
| and glitter | x3 | |
| Gift | 50-10,000 at judge’s discretion | |
| ornately wrapped | x2 | |
| TOTAL | – | |
| Merriment | ||
| Write a poem | 100 | |
| a shakesperean sonnet | +200 | |
| a petrarchian sonnet | +400 | |
| in iambic pentameter | x3 | |
| Write a song | 100 | |
| involving the harmonica | x5 | |
| (for any of above) perform live | x2 | |
| (for any of above) receive standing ovation | x2 | |
| Create visual art | 300 | |
| (for any of above) on the subject of Casey’s beauty | x2 | |
| (for any of above) on the subject of Casey’s wit & intelligence | x2 | |
| (for any of above) on the subject of Casey’s philanthropy | x2 | |
| (for any of above) on the subject of Casey’s respect for the environment | x2 | |
| (for any of above) on the subject of Casey’s political activism | x2 | |
| Juggle | 300 | |
| fire | x3 | |
| while reciting your poem/song | x4 | |
| Bring flowers | 500 | |
| that were picked in the wild | x2 | |
| and are beautifully arranged | x2 | |
| in a homemade vase | x2 | |
| and lightly scented with a pleasant perfume | x2 | |
| Tell a joke | 100 | |
| a funny joke | x2 | |
| a REALLY funny joke | x3 | |
| about lawyers | x2 | |
| TOTAL | – | |
| TOTAL POINTS (PRE BONUS) | ||
| – | – | |
| Misc (Each applies to total score) | ||
| Something from Chicago | +500 | |
| Something black and gold | +500 | |
| Something emblematic of the Northside | +500 | |
| Something encased in glass | +300 | |
| Something neon | +300 | |
| Something green | +300 | |
| Something neon-green | x3 | |
| Something home-made | x6 | |
| Something vegan | +500 | |
| Something from a dumpster | +500 | |
| Something that floats (in water) | +1000 | |
| Something that floats (in air) | x2 | |
| Rootbeer floats | x3 | |
| A bearskin rug | +5000 | |
| Something from nature | +500 | |
| Owner of the womb that bore Casey | x10 | |
| Traveled more than 300 miles to get here | x2 | |
| Touched Ohio this morning | x2 | |
| Have known Casey at least 10 years | +1000 | |
| Are wearing Spokepunchers gear | +2000 | |
| TOTAL POINTS (W/BONUS) | ||
| – | – | |